Raindust Memories

Dr. Draper’s ordeal

Losing Eddy

Alphonse effing off

The tale of Apollonius’s tail

The man who thought he was Tchaikovsky

Hush-a-bye Brentwood

The Navestock Slogger

The Wind Waif of Weald Hall

Old Charlie

A feather in your cap

The Finest Sparkplug Cleaner in the Land

Owed to Clint

Casgiu Merzu

Mangoes for the Colossus

With this wimp I own thee

Bonjour Starbucks, Adieu la France

Shaving Accounts

Let us Prey

Sixties Sinfonietta

No holds barred

“Call yourself a proper man?”

Left hand Lenny

Bucket and Spade

How Hen lost his Head for Helen

Papy Payne

Angel Lust

Nowheresville

The Great British Army

The Wan Zoreille

The Good Galleon

Valentine’s End

The white bird’s final flight

Caramba, lumbago!

The Pink Lion

Two grey hairs and a splodge of BBQ sauce

Celtic Legends Fell Feline

Le dernier vol de Concorde

Tears for Sophie

Ethel and Officer Merde

Haggis the Centipede

The Time I met Mahomet